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Original Lyrics
"Chocolate Rain"
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way
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Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
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Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
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Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.
(Chorus)
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russinlondon's Remixed Lyrics
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
Is going to cost me a fortune in dry cleanin'
Chocolate Rain
Politicians doing lots of nasty stuff
Chocolate Rain
In particular that nasty man, George Bush
Chocolate Rain
They control your mind like they were David Blaine
Chocolate Rain
The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain
Chocolate Rain
The logical way to eat soup is with a spoon
Chocolate Rain
Jonny Depp was the real star of the film Platoon
Chocolate Rain
I hate it when the bank closes at 5
Chocolate Rain
Only two of the Bee Gees are still Stayin' Alive
Chocolate Rain
I heard the transformers movie doesn't suck
Chocolate Rain
The mallard is the most recognisable of the ducks
Chocolate Rain
Before using your bicycle, always check your brakes
Chocolate Rain
Bees kill more people yearly than snakes
Chocolate Rain
My cousin says he can take out a large dog in one punch
Chocolate Rain
Worse than the worst swear word, probably c****